Final Verdict
0/100
A high-polish 'Creative Developer' portfolio that somehow manages to combine 2012 CSS3 nostalgia with a 'Fake Preloader' because waiting for WordPress links to load requires emotional preparation.
Impression
45
You’re still featuring a 'Custom Circular Cursor' in 2025 as if it's a revolutionary UI breakthrough rather than the 'Live, Laugh, Love' sign of over-engineered portfolio templates.
Circular Cursor Syndrome
Performance
30
You literally built a 'Fake simple preloader from 0 to 100' with GSAP. Most developers try to optimize load times; you’re out here choreographing a lie to make your site feel more important than it actually is.
Fake Progress Bars
SEO
58
Your meta title is just 'Alessio Atzeni - Creative Developer.' It’s clean, but it's also the SEO equivalent of a business card dropped in a dark alleyway—nobody is finding you unless they already know exactly who you are.
The 'Me-First' Title
Copywriting
22
You claim to be 'dedicated to crafting unforgettable experiences,' but your 'Selected Projects' list is just a directory of WordPress sites for Italian clothing brands like Manzetti and Kaos Store.
Vague 'Experience' Clichés
Trust
55
Listing '5x Awwwards - HM' is the design equivalent of bragging about your participation trophies. Also, still highlighting a Smashing Magazine article from 2012 suggests your peak may have coincided with the release of the iPhone 5.
Honorable Mention Flex