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URL: alviseo.it
Final Verdict
0/100

An SEO consultancy site that proves irony isn't dead by misspelling 'Optimization' twice while leaving default theme menu text visible to the entire internet.

Impression
45
Nothing says 'high-end digital consultant' quite like leaving the default Divi/WP mobile menu text 'Seleziona una pagina' in your header. It’s the web design equivalent of leaving the price tag on a suit.
Default theme leftovers
Performance
38
At 60€/hour, I assume you're billing for the time it takes for your own site to finish loading its unoptimized WordPress plugin stack. The 'Available 7 days a week' claim is likely necessary just to monitor the uptime of this template.
Budget WordPress bloat
SEO
30
You literally have a section titled 'Search engine optimitation'—spelled with a 't' instead of a 'z' or 's'. If you can't optimize a 12-letter word in your own H2, how are you going to handle a client's E-commerce site?
The 'Optimitation' incident
Copywriting
40
Bragging about being 'disponibile 7 giorni su 7' (available 7 days a week) isn't the flex you think it is; it just tells clients you have no boundaries and probably answer emails from the shower at 2 AM.
Desperation as a Service
Trust
55
You published a book on Keyword Research but your own budget dropdown tops out at 'Sopra i 1000 €'. It's hard to trust a 'growth expert' whose own pricing structure suggests they're terrified of five-figure contracts.
The 'Trust Me' paradox
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