Final Verdict
0/100
A digital museum of PHP history masquerading as a 'storytelling' agency where the ASCII art is more modern than the 2004 portfolio entries.
Impression
45
The header background is a string of characters like 'npmgitsshapi0x:://??%%' that looks like a junior dev's first attempt at looking 'hacker-ish' in 1998. You call yourself a 'Victorian developer at the analytical engine,' but the UI just says 'I found a cool font on Google Fonts and stopped there.'
ASCII art vomit
Performance
55
You list 'Refactoring' as a primary service, which is convenient since your portfolio includes projects from 2004 like 'Il valore dei mestieri nell'edilizia storica.' That's not a portfolio; that's a digital archeology site that probably still runs on PHP 5.2.
Legacy baggage
SEO
40
Your meta title is 'Sviluppo Web | Luca Menozzi - Apertagraffa.' It’s so generic that even Google’s crawler probably fell asleep halfway through. For someone obsessed with 'brackets' (Apertagraffa), you forgot to use them to contain any actual SEO strategy.
Generic Meta Title
Copywriting
30
You claim to write 'Codice che racconta una storia' (Code that tells a story). Unless that story is a tragedy about technical debt and unmaintained WordPress plugins, nobody is buying it. Code shouldn't tell a story; it should return a 200 OK and get out of the way.
Pretentious 'Storytelling' Fluff
Trust
50
The footer says '© 2008 - 2026.' Congratulations on being the only developer in Italy who has successfully integrated a time machine into their tech stack. Most of your detailed portfolio entries end in 2019—did the 'story' stop five years ago?
Time-traveling Copyright