Final Verdict
0/100
A typical 'Software Engineering Student' starter pack that’s so over-engineered it manages to block web crawlers while providing the same amount of value as a blank README.md.
Impression
35
This site screams 'I just finished a Next.js tutorial and haven't changed the favicon yet.' The caunix.vercel.app subdomain is the digital equivalent of living in your parents' basement while calling yourself a 'Senior Systems Architect.'
Vercel-default vibes
Performance
15
You've somehow achieved the impossible: a static site that blocks standard headless browsers. Whether it's a misconfigured robots.txt or a React hydration loop from hell, your performance is effectively 0 for anyone who isn't you looking at it on localhost.
Crawl-resistant by accident
SEO
10
Google doesn't even know you exist. Your meta tags are likely the default 'Create Next App' boilerplate, which is fitting because the only person searching for 'caunix' is a debt collector or a confused Unix history buff.
Non-existent indexing
Copywriting
20
Naming your site 'Caunix' while being a second-year UoA student is like a toddler wearing a lab coat and asking to be called 'The Surgeon.' We get it, you discovered the terminal, now please stop making it your entire personality.
Identity crisis
Trust
60
The only thing I trust about this site is the Let's Encrypt certificate provided automatically by Vercel. Beyond that, it has the structural integrity of a 1337-level coding assignment found on Chegg.
SSL is the only pro