Final Verdict
0/100
A $5,500-a-week text file where John Gruber pretends it's still 2004 and meta tags are for people who don't have Tim Cook on speed dial.
Impression
30
This site looks like a README.md file that gained sentience and a superiority complex. It's 'Helvetica as a personality trait' for people who think CSS grids are a passing fad.
Stuck in the Bush administration
Performance
95
Of course it's fast; it has the visual complexity of a grocery receipt. You're running on Movable Type in 2026, which is like commute-racing in a restored 1920s Ford Model T—impressive, but why?
Fast but visually bankrupt
SEO
20
The meta title is just 'Daring Fireball' and the description is nonexistent. You rely on 60% direct traffic because you're too arrogant to optimize for a search engine you spend half your time complaining about.
Meta tags are 'optional'
Copywriting
65
You actually wrote 'I'll wait' in your iOS 26 critique as if your readers were doing homework. The 'Linked List' is just a way to charge $5k for a star emoji (★) and a snarky one-liner.
Peak 'I'll wait' energy
Trust
80
The site is technically secure, but the aesthetic is 'I'm about to ask for your AOL password.' Only the 'Copyright © 2002–2026' date proves the owner hasn't been in a coma for two decades.
Looks like a 2005 phishing scam