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URL: erichogue.ca
Final Verdict
0/100

A minimalist digital graveyard where the CSS is thinner than the chances of someone reading 11 pages of 'Hack The Box' walkthroughs without falling into a coma.

Impression
42
This site looks like it was designed by a man who refuses to use a mouse on principle. It’s the 'I use Arch btw' of personal blogs—bleak, grey, and visually indistinguishable from a phishing page targeting 40-year-old sysadmins.
Terminal-core aesthetic is exhausted
Performance
88
The only reason this site loads fast is that it contains zero joy and almost zero assets. It’s easy to achieve 100 lighthouse scores when your design budget was $0 and your 'media strategy' is just lines of monospace text.
Suspiciously fast
SEO
31
Your meta description is 'I write about web development , security and anything that interest me.' Not only is there a stray space before that comma, but 'interest' is missing an 's'. Google’s crawler is literally laughing at your syntax errors.
Grammar-induced ranking suicide
Copywriting
25
The headline 'Eric Hogue's Blog' is a masterclass in stating the obvious. You claim to write about 'anything that interests you,' yet your entire homepage is a repetitive list of HTB machines like 'CodePartTwo' and 'Artificial.' We get it, you can exploit a JS interpreter, but can you exploit a conversational tone?
Dryer than the Mojave
Trust
55
You have '2026 © Eric Hogue' in the footer despite being in early 2026—bold move to claim the future while your UI is stuck in 2014. Linking to your Stack Exchange profile as your primary social proof is the 'I have no friends' equivalent of the developer world.
Identity is just a StackExchange link
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