Final Verdict
0/100
Elon spent $44B on X and built a 100k GPU supercomputer, only for his team to ship a bare-bones Next.js splash page that feels like a shadcn starter kit with broken OAuth and a terminal font.
Impression
35
When you load grok.com logged out, you are greeted by a bleak void featuring the word 'Fast', a couple of sign-in buttons, and 'View in the Grok app'. It looks less like the gateway to the universe's intelligence and more like a sketchy dark-web forum that forgot to finish loading its CSS.
A hostile dark-mode void
Performance
42
You have a 100,000-GPU cluster named Colossus, but your Next.js app is throwing production console crashes like 'TypeError: undefined at 1cee3da53adab60f.js' on Firefox and Zen. Maybe route some of that raw computing power into figuring out client-side hydration.
Next.js Sentry race conditions
SEO
40
Your meta title is just 'Grok' and your description is 'Grok is an AI assistant built by xAI. Chat, create images, write code, and get real-time answers from the web and X.' It reads like a prompt outputted by a model running on a temperature of 0.0 with half its weights missing.
Zero-effort meta descriptions
Copywriting
30
Naming your premium tiers 'SuperGrok' and 'SuperGrok Heavy' sounds like you are marketing a line of pre-workout powder or industrial-grade garbage bags rather than cutting-edge multi-agent reasoning systems. What's next, 'SuperGrok Giga-Chad Extra Strength'?
Bro-science tier subscription naming
Trust
45
Your Google Sign-In is so broken that it aggressively auto-logs users into their last-used account even after they clear their local storage and cookies. Combine that cookie-hijacking behavior with a policy that harvests location, photos, and app activity, and you have a privacy advocate's sleep paralysis demon.
The inescapable Google OAuth trap