Final Verdict
0/100
A self-proclaimed 'architect' who builds 'business-critical' systems on a CMS meant for recipe blogs, featuring a newsletter form that literally tells Google 'Something went wrong.'
Impression
35
This site has the visual charisma of a whitepaper on database indexing. You've clearly chosen the 'I'm so good at backend I don't need a UI' look, but it just lands as 'I haven't discovered CSS Grid yet.'
Aggressively beige engineering aesthetic
Performance
68
You're selling a 'Speed Optimization Ebook' while running a stack held together by PHP 8 and hope. The cookie banner settings menu has more UI complexity than your entire hero section.
Sells speed, uses WordPress
SEO
45
Your meta title is 'Developer for custom WordPress plugins - Jose Mortellaro' and your description starts with 'Jose Mortellaro: Developer for custom WordPress plugins.' We get it, Jose. You do plugins. Even Google's crawler is bored.
Redundant meta-description-ception
Copywriting
30
Verbatim: 'I also implement the required functionalities when needed.' Groundbreaking stuff. Next, you'll tell us you use a keyboard when typing is required.
Corporate buzzword overdose
Trust
55
Nothing says 'Architectural Excellence' like your newsletter opt-in displaying 'Something went wrong, please try it later' directly in the Google search snippet. Also, 'To subscribe you should enabled javascript'—fix the grammar before you fix my 'business-critical' systems.
Newsletter form is broken