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URL: kavinsood.cmo
Final Verdict
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A portfolio that screams 'I just discovered Arch Linux and Nietzsche in the same week,' complete with a 'Mind of' headline that promises more depth than the actual 12-megabyte React hydration payload delivers.

Impression
45
The headline 'ENTER THE MIND OF KAVIN SOOD' is a bit much for a site that's mostly just a list of hackathon wins and a 'Last Listened To' widget featuring Arctic Monkeys. You're a CS undergrad, Kavin, not the protagonist of a psychological thriller.
Main character syndrome
Performance
55
You claim to love 'performant interfaces,' yet you're serving a static blog with enough React Server Component overhead to make a browser cry. It’s a JAMStack site that feels like it’s being served from a Raspberry Pi in a dorm room.
JAMStack overkill
SEO
30
You submitted your own site as '.cmo' instead of '.com'—so much for that '97.2% ICSE' attention to detail. Your meta description is just a list of your hobbies like a Tinder bio: 'I lift weights, read and like to build cool tech stuff.'
Typo-riddled submission
Copywriting
25
With 15,000 words on 'STEM and philosophy,' you've managed to use phrases like 'intellectual autism' and 'epistemic cartographer.' It’s the kind of writing that happens when someone finishes 'Meditations' and thinks they've unlocked a secret level of the Matrix.
Pretentious philosophy
Trust
65
Your Peerlist says you're 'Building sleek apps for the (intern)et @ EY,' but your site footer is busy telling us you're 'absolving your skill issues' by diving into Arch Linux. Maybe focus on the 'skill issues' before inviting us into your 'Mind.'
Ghost of EY past
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