Final Verdict
0/100
A high-performance JAMStack temple dedicated to the ego of an undergrad who spent more time building a 'Gruvbox' theme picker than writing a meta description.
Impression
45
The hero section screams main-character syndrome with 'ENTER THE MIND OF KAVIN SOOD,' making it feel less like a portfolio and more like the start of a psychological thriller where the villain's only personality trait is using Arch Linux.
Pretentious hero text
Performance
85
The site is fast because it’s a standard JAMStack build, but you've included a theme picker with 9 options including 'Dracula' and 'One Dark.' You’re a developer, not a paint swatch consultant at Home Depot.
Over-engineered theme state
SEO
30
Your meta title is just 'Kavin Sood' and your description is effectively 'skip to main content.' You claim to have 'understood much about web technologies' in your bio, yet you’re invisible to every crawler that isn't looking for your specific birth certificate.
Non-existent meta strategy
Copywriting
25
You actually wrote 'Absolving my skill issues lately and dove into arch fulltime' on a professional site. It's one thing to have a skill issue; it's another to document it under a headline that sounds like a Catholic confession for nerds.
Cringe-inducing humility
Trust
55
Nothing says 'I'm an intern at EY' like a 'Last listened to' widget featuring 'California Love.' We get it, you have a Spotify Developer token; now show us a project that wasn't built during a 24-hour hackathon fueled by Monster Energy.
Spotify API vanity