Final Verdict
0/100
A 'Vibe Coding' enthusiast whose site is stuck in 2025 while the calendar says 2026, proving that 'scalable digital products' don't include updating your own copyright footer.
Impression
55
Nothing says 'I can't actually write CSS' quite like scrolling a marquee that says 'VIBE CODING' in all caps. The 'Digital Figma 3D Product Designer' title is just a word soup of every keyword you hope will trick a desperate founder into a 30-minute intro call.
Pretentious 'Vibe Coding' marquee
Performance
38
You claim the site was 'Coded by Lorenzo Brandimarte' in the footer, but the DOM screams Framer/Webflow component-injection hell. It’s a classic case of using 12MB of JavaScript to render a site that has less text than a medium-sized tweet.
No-code bloat masquerading as 'code'
SEO
48
Your meta title is 'Lorenzo Brandimarte — Digital Product Designer,' which is as unique as a white t-shirt in a Silicon Valley coffee shop. You’re missing a meta description that actually sells a benefit instead of just listing your name twice like an echo chamber.
Generic, repetitive title tags
Copywriting
30
You 'blend strategic design with No-Code development' to 'create interfaces that users love.' If I had a nickel for every freelancer using that exact ChatGPT-generated sentence, I could afford to hire a real developer who doesn't use the term 'vibe coding' unironically.
Buzzword-to-value ratio is lethal
Trust
40
It’s April 2026, yet your footer says '© 2025' and your 'Mivv 2025' project is still 'Coming soon.' Nothing builds 'Brand Trust' like showing potential clients that you haven't touched your own portfolio in over a year.
Stale 'Coming Soon' projects