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URL: loudvisuals.com
Final Verdict
0/100

A portfolio that literally screams 'LOUD' to distract you from the fact that it can't decide if it has 0 missed deadlines or 12, or if it costs $5 or $60 an hour.

Impression
45
The site's aesthetic is 'Gen-Z freelancer discovers emojis and high-contrast CSS.' It calls itself 'LOUD' and lives up to the name by visually shouting until my retinas want to file a restraining order.
Visual sensory overload
Performance
30
The first thing I see is 'Your browser does not support HTML5 video,' which is a bold opening statement for a 'Motion Designer.' You're selling 3D visuals but your hero section is failing a tech test from 2012.
Broken video fallback
SEO
52
The meta title 'Gautier Sarault — Motion Designer & Multimedia Designer | Montréal' is less of a brand and more of a desperate LinkedIn search query. At least the meta description is just a comma-separated list of things you might do for $60.
Keyword-stuffed resume title
Copywriting
15
You claim '0 missed deadlines' in the header but then brag about '12 missed deadlines' and a '$5 Hourly rate' in your 'What I deliver' section. I know it's 'edgy' humor, but most clients don't want to play 'Is my designer incompetent or just a comedian?' with their budget.
Schizophrenic statistics
Trust
48
You're 'Trusted by' AIEM and MDF Commerce, yet your own site's copy says you have '4+ Happy clients' while also claiming '100+ projects.' The math isn't mathing, Gautier. Either you're a prodigy or 96% of your clients are currently crying.
Conflicting reliability signals
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