Final Verdict
0/100
A developer portfolio that tries so hard to roast the 'amateur cousin' trope that it accidentally adopted a .biz TLD and a copyright date from the future.
Impression
55
The dark mode with orange accents is the universal 'I write code and haven't seen the sun since the Laravel 8 release' aesthetic. It’s clean, but it looks exactly like every other 'Senior Engineer' site that claims to hate templates while looking suspiciously like a template.
Aggressive 'Developer' Starter Pack
Performance
85
You claim to be 'ossessionato' (obsessed) with Core Web Vitals, which is basically the developer equivalent of making your entire personality about your gym routine. It's fast, sure, but your site is so lightweight it’s practically a text file—bragging about 100/100 Lighthouse scores here is like bragging about winning a race against a toddler.
Arrogant Performance Bragging
SEO
48
You’re selling 'SEO Tecnica' while rocking a .biz domain in 2024. That TLD carries the same professional prestige as a 'Free Candy' sign on a windowless van. Your meta title 'MioCugino.biz | Sviluppatore | SEO | IT' is as dry as a week-old Panettone compared to your spicy on-page copy.
The .biz TLD Tragedy
Copywriting
82
The 'Fiat Coupé con l'impianto GPL' analogy is a masterpiece of Italian insults. You spent more time roasting the agencies in Cagliari and 'vacuum cleaner salesman' developers than actually explaining what you do, which is a bold strategy for someone whose brand name literally means 'My Cousin.'
Cagliari Agency Bloodshed
Trust
40
Your footer says 'MioCugino.biz - 2026'. Unless you've solved the halting problem and invented time travel, having a copyright date from two years in the future makes you look like you’re either hallucinating or haven't touched your code since you tried to be 'clever' with a PHP date function.
Time-Traveler Copyright