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URL: nadiachu.dev
Final Verdict
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A 'Something New' portfolio that is ironically built on every 'Something Old' developer trope, featuring the classic GSAP-over-usability trade-off and a blatant 'alot' typo that would make a linter weep.

Impression
45
Naming your portfolio 'Something New' is a bold move when the design is the standard 'minimalist dark mode with scroll-triggered cards' we've seen since 2019. It’s not 'Something New'; it’s 'Something Vercel-Template-Adjacent'.
Pretentious naming convention
Performance
38
You’re using Nuxt and GSAP to animate what is essentially a digital business card. The Reddit community already told you three years ago that your transitions make users want to alt-f4, yet here we are, still waiting for the 'Headless build' text to finish its 2-second grand entrance.
GSAP-induced motion sickness
SEO
30
Your meta title is 'by Nadia Chu: Something New'. Unless your target audience is searching for a 2000s Britney Spears B-side, you're invisible. You've buried your actual profession under a cryptic lifestyle-blog headline.
Invisible Title Tag
Copywriting
25
For someone who 'Lead UI architecture on headless builds,' you somehow missed the red underline on 'Had alot of fun.' 'Alot' is not a word, Nadia. It’s a mythical creature that eats the credibility of Senior Developers.
The 'alot' grammatical atrocity
Trust
55
You’ve mentioned 'Headless build' or 'DatoCMS/Prismic' in almost every project description. We get it, you know how to fetch an API. You don't need to make 'decoupled architecture' your entire personality.
Headless buzzword saturation
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