Final Verdict
0/100
A hypocritical 'performance' auditor that admits to a 3.3s LCP while trying to sell SEO advice on a site that forgets to translate its own French CMS snippets.
Impression
55
You’ve opted for the 'Standard Issue 2024 SaaS' look: Dark mode, orange buttons, and an Inter font variant. It looks less like a 'brutal' tool and more like a template from a 'Build a SaaS in 24 hours' YouTube tutorial.
Indie-Hacker Starter Pack Aesthetic
Performance
25
In your own 'We roasted ourselves' section, you admit to a mobile LCP of 3.30 seconds. Selling a performance audit tool while your own site 'loads like it’s 2005'—your words, not mine—is the ultimate technical 'Rules for thee, but not for me' moment.
3.3s Mobile LCP
SEO
45
Your meta title is 'RoastMySite - Brutal AI Feedback for Your Landing Page,' yet your 'We roasted them too' section features French descriptions like 'plateforme de paiement en ligne' for Stripe. If your AI can't decide which language it's speaking, why should Google trust your 'semantic gap' analysis?
Bilingual Identity Crisis
Copywriting
65
Your H1 'Does your landing page deserve its traffic?' is a solid punch, but calling your €19.99/month plan 'The masochist’s choice' and your €99.99 plan 'Roast dealer' feels like you’re trying to sell me SEO advice in a back alley behind a Hot Topic.
Edgelord Pricing Tiers
Trust
20
Testimonials from 'James Mitchell' at 'ScaleMe Inc.' and 'Léo Darnel' smell like they were pulled straight from a 'Random User Generator' API. No real company logos in the hero, just a placeholder 'roastmysite.dev/roast/abc123'—it's hard to take a 'Pro gut punch' from a ghost.
Fake-Sounding Social Proof