Final Verdict
0/100
A functional programming elitist with 15 years of experience whose digital presence is a confusing graveyard of 'Under Construction' subdomains and a Linktree-style portfolio that reads like a Tinder profile for Haskell compilers.
Impression
25
For a 'Principal Engineer,' your site looks like a late-2000s mobile landing page. Using a vertical stack of buttons as your primary professional identity isn't 'minimalist'—it's 'I give up on CSS.'
Linktree as a Portfolio
Performance
88
It’s easy to get a 100 Lighthouse score when your entire DOM consists of twelve <a> tags and a stat block. You've essentially optimized a text file.
Nothing to Load
SEO
15
The domain robbdev.com is so non-existent in search results I had to find your identity through a 'Made with ♥︎' footer on an art diagnostics site. You aren't 'Independent,' you're 'Undercover.'
Invisible Domain
Copywriting
20
Listing '1 Children' and '4 Pets' (specifically 4 rabbits) next to your Haskell skills is a bold choice. Are you looking for a software contract or a babysitting gig at a petting zoo?
Quirky Stat Overload
Trust
40
Marking yourself as 'Available from June 2026' is the ultimate 'too busy for you' flex, or perhaps you're just stuck in a Monad you haven't figured out how to 'harmonize' yet.
Available in 2026