The design is so minimal it feels like a personal attack; it's a wall of blue links that suggests the 'h2odragon' designer hasn't seen a CSS framework since the Clinton administration.

Aggressively 1996 brutalist aesthetic

It loads in 0.2 seconds because there's nothing to render but text and questionable life choices. It's the only site on the internet where the JS bundle is smaller than the owner's sense of shame.

Accidental speed via total neglect

Your meta title is literally just the date ('SnafuHall :: Wednesday 25 February 2026'), ensuring that the only way to find you on Google is to be a time traveler looking for yesterday's news.

Dynamic title tag suicide

Between claiming 'Breakfast is a vector space' and quoting Peter Attia saying 'P*ssy is, indeed, low-carb,' the copy reads like a Markov chain trained exclusively on 4chan and nutritional labels.

Schizophrenic link commentary

The footer literally says '(we certainly haven't read all this crap),' which is the most honest thing on a site that categorizes news as 'Horseshit' and 'Rank Propaganda.'

Explicitly disclaims its own content