The design is a fever dream of brass gears and copper pipes that likely haven't moved since the site was launched. It's the digital equivalent of a 'Live, Laugh, Love' sign found in a Victorian-themed escape room.

Aggressive 2012 Steampunk Cliches

The site is so unoptimized that I half-expected to hear a dial-up tone and smell burning coal while waiting for your uncompressed images of 'Yorkshire pudding' to render.

Loading speed of a steam engine

Your meta title is literally 'Home - Victorian Monkey.' It’s the SEO equivalent of opening a business and forgetting to put a sign on the door, then wondering why only ghosts and confused raccoons show up.

Default 'Home' title tag

You call yourself 'A Steampunk Gastropub,' but the rest of the copy has the literary flair of a 19th-century tax audit. 'Beef pot roast' deserves better than being buried under a pile of generic WordPress font choices.

Tagline is the only personality

Between the broken social previews and the fact that search engines treat your URL like a suspicious telegram, I’m more likely to trust a Victorian-era surgeon with a rusty saw than your 'Contact Us' form.

Crawlability and SSL confusion