Final Verdict
0/100
A 'single C file' flex that's 90% technical brilliance and 10% 'I haven't left the terminal since the Bush administration.'
Impression
45
This site looks like it was served directly from a 1994 Unix workstation that's been hidden behind a drywall in a server room. The logo is literally a cat emoticon '=(o.o)=' because why hire a designer when you can just type six characters and call it a brand?
ASCII-core aesthetic
Performance
95
The entire site is probably smaller than a single tracking pixel on a modern SaaS landing page. It's written in a single C file (flowlog.c) because apparently, header files and folders are 'bloat' for people who dream in pthreads.
Too fast for comfort
SEO
15
The URL includes a tilde (~byakuren), which is the digital equivalent of putting a 'No Trespassing' sign on your lawn. Your meta title is just 'Flowlog' because you clearly don't want anyone finding this unless they're already deep enough in the IRC trenches to know your Libera.Chat nick.
Google-proof directory structure
Copywriting
30
You quote benchmarks showing you're 50x faster than Scryer Prolog for magic squares, but then end the page with 'Contact me c:'. It's the most high-IQ 'uwu' I've ever seen in a README.
Aggressively academic
Trust
55
The 'Contact me' section is an IRC channel (#flowlog). If I have a bug, do I need to wait for you to finish a game of NetHack before you'll look at my PR?
Libera.Chat is your support desk